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Send in the clowns, Part Two: now Angus wants the mic

Yesterday it was Dave Hughes with the punchlines. Today Angus Taylor grabs the mic and swaps jokes for a five-point charge sheet against the Albanese Government's handling of the economy.

Yesterday it was Dave Hughes with the punchlines. Today Angus Taylor grabs the mic and swaps jokes for a five-point charge sheet against the Albanese Government’s handling of the economy.

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Locally, the Coalition leader, Angus Taylor has listed the troubles the Albanese Government has brought to the business-building, investing and our standard of living. After reading Taylor’s summary of what he thinks Treasurer Jim Chalmers has created for the economy, I was struck by the thought that I have to read Jim’s book on his idol, Paul Keating, called Brawler Statesman.

I had a brawl or two with the former Treasurer-turned-Prime Minister. Some of it was over what I and others thought were mistakes on the economy. However, given what Taylor, leading economic bodies and economists are saying about Jim’s efforts, it looks like the book was more political than economic!

In fact, as I pointed out yesterday, Jim is now being targeted by comedians like Dave Hughes, who has said that the Albanese Government looks like a team of “idiots” who “treat our money like they found it in a sack by the river, and they have to spend it before someone finds out”.

Of course, like all good comedians, Dave uses exaggeration for comical effect. But he revealed he voted for Labor at the last election, but he wouldn’t have if they told him that they were planning the tax changes that hurt property investors and homeowners in the Budget.

The legendary actor and humourist Peter Ustinov once explained: “Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”.

And when I was examining the work of Treasurer Paul Keating in the 1980s, I was working with Doug Mulray and Andrew Denton at Sydney’s Triple M radio station who explained that consistently funny comedian’s “rehearse their ad libs”. Undoubtedly Dave had thought about Jim and Albo’s work, such as the misspending on the virtuous NDIS policy, which was clearly dumb and now property players are being asked to make up for the Government’s mistakes.

In case you forgot, the NDIS policy was expected to cost $13 billion for 500,000 needy people but the 2023-24 cost was $48.5 billion, which is projected to go to $52.3 billion in 2025-26. It’s why the Treasurer announced a crackdown in the Budget to save, wait for it, $36 billion over four years. That said, it could still cost about $53 billion a year!

Clearly, while the Albanese Government is good for some Aussies, others are being asked to pay for their generosity, which the Coalition’s Angus Taylor thinks is mispriced and misplaced.

The AFR looked at Taylor’s attack revelations that he’s unleashing today, which can be summed up this way:

  1. The International Monetary Fund has downgraded our economic growth to 1.9% putting us in 18th place out of the 30 large countries modelled by the IMF.
  2. The Reserve Bank of Australia chief economist Sarah Hunter warned that the nation might need a period of “high unemployment” to tame high inflation.
  3. She implied yesterday that a 4th rate rise is still on the cards.
  4. The OECD says we have had one of the greatest dives in living standards in the developed world.
  5. Persistent high inflation has contributed to a 5.1% decline in Australians’ real wages since March 2021.

Taylor told the AFR that the Government’s efforts are best described this way: “More spending, more bureaucracy and more public sector workers have not delivered better services or higher living standards.”

If I wanted to be fair, I might say that Jim and Albo wanted to be nice to low income workers, union friends, people on social welfare and the needy in the NDIS program. However, they didn’t work out how to pay for it, which has resulted in high inflation, rising interest rates and now falling house prices, which affects the wealth of all homeowners.

You might call it a nice idea that was not thought through by a team that’s not good at economics. I recall a great cartoon in the 1970s by Tandberg, who had Gough Whitlam sitting in a classroom, with Malcolm Fraser sitting behind him, and on the blackboard was the word: “ECONOMICS” in big print.

And Gough is turning around and says: “This is a great subject. I failed it last year!”

One day, Albo might be in a similar classroom cartoon with Angus and Pauline sitting behind him.

Peter Switzer

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